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I went to Ham's with my good friends and their 10 month old baby. The waitress carded me. CARDED me. I could have hugged her. The shock on her face when she saw my date of birth was worth the statement "I didn't realize you were that OLD!".

Old my left foot (which is actually just as old as the rest of me).

I was born in 1966. Do the math. And you begin to understand why I really liked this waitress. And no one tell me she was just looking for a good tip. Just let me savor it for a moment ....

Lola